Worst Jokes Ever
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnβt a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.