Worst Jokes Ever
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Everyone put your age here.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!