Worst Jokes Ever
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.