Worst Jokes Ever
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)