Worst Jokes Ever
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.