Worst Jokes Ever
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."