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Kids Becoming Cops

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • Why do kids want to become cops?

    They want to find the guy who touched them.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying kids wanna be cops to catch the person who sexually abused them. I bet your mom still cuts up your steak for you.

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    mike miller

    4 years ago

    right?

    JJoyful Zebu

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