Worst Jokes Ever
Adriano loves life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
You built like you in the 1980's!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.