Worst Jokes Ever
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So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Oh, he needs some milk!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Pooooooooooop!
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
I like school.
Games
Hi, how are you doing?
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.