Worst Jokes Ever
Prince, are you there?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
The fucking cat!
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Mom!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Nerverack.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Digga D?
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Bib C, IIf.
I love the yyyy.