Worst Jokes Ever
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Does this sentence make any sense?
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
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You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.