Worst Jokes Ever
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
You are gay.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
"North America, best America."
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Marcus is gay.