Worst Jokes Ever
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Get pranked, bozo!
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!