Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
"Uwu daddy."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
to (DYM 128)