Worst Jokes Ever
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
ANAND
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Your dad's a cunt.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Have a good day tomorrow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What are clowns good at?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Stop making the jokes!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.