Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
The fucking cat!
Digga D?
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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Prince, are you there?
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?