Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What time is it?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.