Worst Jokes Ever
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Ass cream.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹