Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.