Worst Jokes Ever

Nosy.

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

Fart <3

What is a nut that is in outer space?

A broken nut.

Vote for Kris!

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

I see you.

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.