Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Slay.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Should I burn heaven?
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.