Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
The priest is gay.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Ii.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
My foot itches.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If you are homeless, get a home.
An autistic kid.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Noob butter eater.