Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Levi
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
You're gay.
What do you call ball drama?
Joke: CookVR
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"