Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

What is a monkey with a head?

Orphan or like or-pan?

Why don't orphans call...

Because they can't call home.

Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.