Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Slob on my knob.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What is a great đź‘Ť for?
Fun.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Steven Hawking
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
Orphan joke protest idea.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.