Worst Jokes Ever
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I love you too.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
I hate rubber.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Eeeeeeee
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"