Worst Jokes Ever
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Google is butt.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.