Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

My life is a joke.

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

I'M SHORTTT!

Why is my butt wet? I forgot.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Orphan jokes? They protest.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*

Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.

Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

Up your butt with a coconut!

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."