Worst Jokes Ever
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.