Worst Jokes Ever
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.