Worst Jokes Ever

If you are homeless, get a home.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

Noob butter eater.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

My foot itches.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

An autistic kid.

Why did the bus cross the road?

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Last found - Practicing tap ins.

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

Might be dangerous towards good players.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!

Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Akeld: NOT EVER!

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.