Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
I support LGBTQ. Let's Go Bully The Queers
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Bababooey.