Worst Jokes Ever
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Little Johnny is gay.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.