Worst Jokes Ever
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Levi
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Ashton Parkes.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.