Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Hot man is sexy.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
All hail President Trump!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Penis and balls.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
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Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.