Worst Jokes Ever
Dan is very, very bent.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I don’t know any...
Father's Day is a dad joke.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day a woman knew her place.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare Fraud
Wanna hear a joke?
Police Brutality
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.