Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
Dews?
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Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."