Worst Jokes Ever
Slay.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Should I burn heaven?
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Jackhammer McQueerson