Worst Jokes Ever
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Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...