Worst Jokes Ever
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
My life is a joke.
I think that church is boring.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-