Worst Jokes Ever
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Hi, son.
Man, that's funny!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
"Never gonna give you up."
I like moldy food.