Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
America and UK are a joke.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
There are multiple. That’s the joke.