Worst Jokes Ever

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

What is fall?

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

When I get hungry 😋

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

What pictures did turtles take?

Shell-fies!

Get confused with Confucius!

What has legs but can't walk?

A veteran.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

I love the letters of the alphabet.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?