Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
"Hey babe!"
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?