Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
I love bus jokes.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
Fun!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"