Worst Jokes Ever

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home, lol.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

F*ck in' the poo.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.