Worst Jokes Ever
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.