Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
I love just having fun!
School is the best!
I did have a good [time].
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...