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Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting โshazamโ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "Iโm a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
How do you know if a black ladyโs pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
I'm adopted :[
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
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My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ๐ญ๐ญ
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they werenโt gay.
It's Caesar salad.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.