Worst Jokes Ever
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.