Worst Jokes Ever
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between a tree?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between the human rights?