Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.