Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
I love myself.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
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