Worst Jokes Ever
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
"Hey babe!"
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!