Worst Jokes Ever
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?