Worst Jokes Ever
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
I breathe in African food.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.