Worst Jokes Ever
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race