Worst Jokes Ever

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!