Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.