Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!