Worst Jokes Ever
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.