Worst Jokes Ever

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

Big feet equals mini meat.

Who are the fastest readers?

911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

You're adopted.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Walls.

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?