Worst Jokes Ever

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?

Snowballs.

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

What is 1 + 1?

They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

I wish I was blind.

I love having fun.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"

SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

HE: "I'm a butcher."

SHE: "We're through!"

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.