Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
The Moodle Page
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You're adopted.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.