Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I love ❤️ dogs.
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
I love myself.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Be nice.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
Fun!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"