Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

John is not funny.

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

What is an owl that wears armor?

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!