Worst Jokes Ever
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I wish I was blind.
I love having fun.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.