Worst Jokes Ever

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Man, I hate the government.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.