Worst Jokes Ever
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."