Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Big feet equals mini meat.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.