Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Evan
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.