Worst Jokes Ever
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Who is Helen Keller?
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*