Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.