Worst Jokes Ever
Wow, no SP jokes?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
John Toberty is not funny.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Hi dude!