Worst Jokes Ever

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!