Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Hey babe!"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.