Worst Jokes Ever
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Skeppy is the joke.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.