Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
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Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You don't have any balls.
"1v1 me bitch!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.