Worst Jokes Ever
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Yeestt?
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!