Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I'm gay and an orphan.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
omg hot.