Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.