Worst Jokes Ever
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
"Hey babe!"
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.