Worst Jokes Ever
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Skeppy is the joke.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."