Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.