Worst Jokes Ever
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Someday you'll go far.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Brazil is a joke.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.