Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.