Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?