Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
There was a guy called John.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."