Worst Jokes Ever
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Setting: Funeral Home
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Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com