Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.