Worst Jokes Ever
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Emo
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
2+2=π
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that wonβt come back?
A stick.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
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I ate Nemo.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?π You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Why donβt rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.