Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!