Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You have more chin than brain cells!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.