Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What is a dog?
A pet.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
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What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.