Worst Jokes Ever
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Voicemailing.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
I don't want to date an alien.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.