So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
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I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I love my mom.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
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I ate my mom.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”