A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
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