Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joe Biden
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Lick my nut.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.