Worst Jokes Ever
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.