Worst Jokes Ever
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!