Told jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.