My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
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so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
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teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
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Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
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I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls
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Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
