I poo 11 times a day.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Do you see the toilet
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Amber Heard morning schedule: - Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
