You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
