Toilet jokes
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Poopies in my undies.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Poo.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"