What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet 🚽 nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
how do you poop
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
