*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
Your so full of shit that the toilets jealous.
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
oh mom there is poop in the toilet still mom. oh that was me and the dog me. wait whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
