Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet 🚽! 💩 💩 💩
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧 💧💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 🚽 toilet water
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What did the toilet say to the other toilet ............you looked flushed
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Yo mama eats so much she spends her whole life on the toilet
What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your Butler
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet, the fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster partys but anyway I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will finds it and overreacts to it, Will she did not overreact she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1st she screamed and then she looked and it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr thats the prankster!
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
