Toilet Paper Jokes

Anonymous

What’s the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌

Anonymous

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

your mom

“do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper” replys “no” “gross”

Arianna✨

Why can I toilet paper cross the road because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack🤣🤣🤣

Urmom
in Toilet

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao

Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road? Cuz it was stuck in the crack… buttcrack

NO toilet

the toothbrush Says’’ i have the worst job in the whole world’‘. the toilet paper behind him’‘yeah right’'.

Anonymous

You

Anonymous

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Toilet
in Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don’t have anyone to give him some toilet paper!

dev

why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?

cuz he got stuck in the crack! butt crack

Anonymous

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with
📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Yeetus

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Corona Virus and toilet paper.

Anonymous

Why do u keep repeating the same joke

dev

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack

Anonymous

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don’t have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that’s everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

Anonymous
in Wife

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked “How is that supposed to work?”. I replied, “I don’t know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!”

Dan

“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”

Anonymous
in Puns

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.

Ryan Collins

Hay guys I use toilet paper