Toilet Paper jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.