What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Ahh the CORONAVIRUS
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack
why did the toilet paper cross the road?
to get to the rear end
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
