What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! πππ€π€
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... Weβre wiped out!
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 𧻠Then I am π annoyed like super
You dropped your toilet paper right and you you want to pick it up but you can't because you have π© poop in your but and it scwoshdππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
Hi π I have some good idea π‘ was the best game I had to get in my
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Ahh the CORONAVIRUS
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack
why did the toilet paper cross the road?
to get to the rear end
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? βYouβre in the roll!β
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!