Toilet Paper jokes
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Poo.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Wat?
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."