Toilet Paper jokes

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

you.

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.