Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!!!
Why was the bus 🚌 sleeping? Because it was too tired
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two-tired...
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
what did the explorer say when he got tired
i'm gonna take a map
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Tired kid with asthma: it's hard to breathe. Gym Teacher: That's alright. Other Kid: Hush.
why is the tire so tired
because it is tire out
what does joyce from the show strange things say when she has a flat tire wheil wheil wheres wheil.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
