Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
Its tiring being straight 24/7
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
