im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
The moment when you throw the nut away ans try to eat the shell.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
