My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
can i throw you away you look like my trash can oh wait you are my trash can
How do u throw a space party?
You plan-et hahahaha get it?
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away
what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
