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I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
The moment when you throw the nut away ans try to eat the shell.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
