Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day