My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
