Threw jokes

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"