Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
I know five fat people and you're three of them
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
