Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My brothers kept annoying me. I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up. It was an empty threat - right after I was done
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Roses are red your mother has said come back again and you'll be dead
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "well that escalated quickly..."
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
