This jokes

This is a bad day for me.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽‍♂️

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

I don't have time to write this joke.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).