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Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Why is this a category?

Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

This is a joke. Laugh!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!