This jokes

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.