This jokes

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

This is how I got [redacted]

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I'm ticked off by this tick joke!

This is not a joke.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

This is a joke in itself.

Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽‍♂️

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

This is a bad day for me.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."