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What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

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